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Sunday, August 12, 2018

Hello Everybody!

Hello Everybody!

Let me introduce myself to you. I am the one, the only, the most famous Gertrude! I am the single most famous yak at Hot Disch Farm. Every now and then the Head Dude drops his phone in the pasture or I pick-pocket him and type a Facebook post. But now I have discovered a website blog, this should be fun. I have pretty nimble hooves and it is much easier to type now that the Head Dude paid for a professional pedicure.

I just turned two-years old last month (July 2018). I am the eldest child from my mother, Penny. She was young and scared of me when I was born so the Head Dude and his people took care of me from day one. In fact the Head Dude had a meeting to get to at church the day I was born. He found me in the pasture, cold and still covered in placenta. He cleaned me off some and brought me to my mother, Penny. She ran away, scared like I was a hungry bear. Then Penny was caught and put in a small pen. I was introduced to her and do you believe this, but she flipped me up in the air. Talk about love from your mother. It only got worse as the Head Dude forced me under her to the magic udders of goodness and I got kicked away. Penny, my mother, didn't want anything to do with me, ugh. Well, the Head Dude had to get to his meeting, now all sweaty and covered in yak goodness. His bride and The Assistant took over from there and gave me my first bottle of colostrum and milk. From then on I was on my way to becoming the friendliest and tamest yak at Hot Disch Farm and I intend on keeping that title.

Well, that is all for now, check back again another time for Chapter Two!

Gertrude out!